*Note: Philips is one of my husband's biggest clients, and he's been extensively exposed to their marketing materials.
Afterwards the following conversation ensued:
me: "Ich liebe Dich."
M: "I love you, too. Do I need to shave?"
me: "Uh...not if you don't want to. What does shaving have to do with I love you?
M: "Because you said it right after that commercial."
me: "That commercial was about shaving?"
M: "Well, about hair removal, yes."
me: "Huh. All I saw was a woman who is thinner and sexier than I am, and I was wishing I looked more like that."
M: "And what I was thinking was, 'I wonder if that's a Philips Lighting or Philips Consumer Lifestyle product."